How to be a Spoiled Brat

Omg! I was running through some random computer files and came upon an old essay I written.
It was meant to be for some 'How to..' competition and I guess its pretty witty and funny,so please enjoy and leave a comment ^^

How to be a spoiled brat.

       Demand. When life gives you ponies, demand for a unicorn. When life gives you a unicorn, demand for a pony and a unicorn. When life gives you a pony and a unicorn, demand for a puppy.

         
        Life is a rat race. Don’t be the rat in the maze. Know your rights to demand things from other people  who care about you.  Like when your mum gives you RM2 of pocket money, demand for a RM20. RM 2 gets you nowhere except for fried and oily ‘keropoks’ or ‘nasi lemak’ sold in the filthy canteens. You can easily use the RM20 to buy lunch at some fancy steak house and have a feast of mouth-watering grilled venison healthily complete with a side salad.  Demand for a bigger portion of the best quality. You deserve the most of the best.

          
        Never share. Sharing can cause you to lose out what’s most precious. Like chocolates. How much did you pay for that heavenly bar? RM 3? Sharing even the smallest bit will cause you to have RM 2.90 worth of it. That’s ten cents gone in an instant in someone’s else stomach.

          Lastly, never say thank you.